I blame my mother for turning my sister into a trunk baby.
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I blame my mother for turning my sister into a trunk baby.
I’m having a spontaneous night in with my Twilight book and takeout. This is not a gratuitous picture of my breasts. If you use Tumblr as a vessel of harassment, I will delete my account!
/ahem

I’m doing one of those fancy pants tracking thingies on my purging because I’m convinced there is a ‘full moon’ thing going on.
I may be a werewolf. But that’s just because it’s No Shave November.
but I’m going to go ahead and pull out the sofa bed and watch some Rhoda with a bag of Cheetos.
Its not even 930 and there are like 7 people that have shoved patron shots down my throat
I’ve 3 geighs convincing me to enlist and 7 geighs asking me to take shots.
And the australian is at this housewarming party and I just beat 9 8-year-olds at need for speed.
Who are these 7 people? Why am I not their friend?
but I’m going to go ahead and pull out the sofa bed and watch some Rhoda with a bag of Cheetos.
Or a porno schoolgirl. Or Mariah (difference? I think not). I’m wearing a white button up from the Gap, a reeeeeeally short plaid skirt, whose tartan colors resemble those on my old Catholic school kilt, and a pair of four-inchers.
You remember how it’s No Shave November? Yeah, it’s gross. I had to bust out the hose. I don’t know who I think I’m fooling.
Some personal favorites:
Gustav Mahler - M. RAVEL’S A THUG
Sufjan Stevens - JUST SEVEN FANS
Oscar Wilde - I LACE WORDS
HMS Pinafore - NAME FOR SHIP
Sergei Rachmaninoff - REACH FINE ORGASM IN F
Wes Anderson - RENOWNED ASS
Eleanor of Aquitaine - A TOO ALIEN, FAIR QUEEN
Vladimir Putin - I’M VALID TURNIP
moedlopez@gmail.com
That’s for the rest of you too. For booty emails and all that jazz.
I’d marry Chrome. Our relationship is only a recent one but it feels like a forever type of situation. Chrome is The One.
Firefox is my trick on the side.