I blame my mother for turning my sister into a trunk baby.
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such as
My name is Ramona, Mona, or Mo (or Sugar Drawers, depending on who you ask) aka TexasCrude and I mostly blow off going to college to look for Sugar Daddies on Craigslist. I am 6' 1, leggy and blonde. In my spare time, I enjoy reading the Bible and wrangling leopards.
I change my avatar a lot. I like Mariah Carey. I am filing out residency in Hell by also doing Jesus Be.
Facebook (if you add me, I'll show you my boobs).
Send me love letters and proposals at moedlopez@gmail.com
~ Sunday, November 8 ~
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~ Saturday, November 7 ~
I’m having a spontaneous night in with my Twilight book and takeout. This is not a gratuitous picture of my breasts. If you use Tumblr as a vessel of harassment, I will delete my account!
/ahem
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HEY YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY PERIOD?
I’m doing one of those fancy pants tracking thingies on my purging because I’m convinced there is a ‘full moon’ thing going on.
I may be a werewolf. But that’s just because it’s No Shave November.
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it's not even 7:30 yet
but I’m going to go ahead and pull out the sofa bed and watch some Rhoda with a bag of Cheetos.
Its not even 930 and there are like 7 people that have shoved patron shots down my throat
I’ve 3 geighs convincing me to enlist and 7 geighs asking me to take shots.
And the australian is at this housewarming party and I just beat 9 8-year-olds at need for speed.
Who are these 7 people? Why am I not their friend?
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it's not even 7:30 yet
but I’m going to go ahead and pull out the sofa bed and watch some Rhoda with a bag of Cheetos.
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I'm pretty sure I look like a daytime hooker.
Or a porno schoolgirl. Or Mariah (difference? I think not). I’m wearing a white button up from the Gap, a reeeeeeally short plaid skirt, whose tartan colors resemble those on my old Catholic school kilt, and a pair of four-inchers.
You remember how it’s No Shave November? Yeah, it’s gross. I had to bust out the hose. I don’t know who I think I’m fooling.
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Find your name's best anagram
Some personal favorites:
Gustav Mahler - M. RAVEL’S A THUG
Sufjan Stevens - JUST SEVEN FANS
Oscar Wilde - I LACE WORDS
HMS Pinafore - NAME FOR SHIP
Sergei Rachmaninoff - REACH FINE ORGASM IN F
Wes Anderson - RENOWNED ASS
Eleanor of Aquitaine - A TOO ALIEN, FAIR QUEEN
Vladimir Putin - I’M VALID TURNIP
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Dear Sugartits (since we're drunk),
moedlopez@gmail.com
That’s for the rest of you too. For booty emails and all that jazz.
~ Friday, November 6 ~
I bring up my throat vagina because I saw this earlier.
Which web browser would you marry?
Tags:
ho shit
i need a life
I’d marry Chrome. Our relationship is only a recent one but it feels like a forever type of situation. Chrome is The One.
Firefox is my trick on the side.
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Posts that have made me click the 
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willy hay is team cake. you don’t get that kind of belly from vegetables.
he takes after me with that.
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I'm pretty sure I look like a daytime hooker.
Or a porno schoolgirl. Or Mariah (difference? I think not). I’m wearing a white button up from the Gap, a reeeeeeally short plaid skirt,...
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This is how I wish I could spend all my mornings..
