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My name is Ramona, Mona, or Mo (or Sugar Drawers, depending on who you ask) aka TexasCrude and I mostly blow off going to college to look for Sugar Daddies on Craigslist. I am 6' 1, leggy and blonde. In my spare time, I enjoy reading the Bible and wrangling leopards.

I change my avatar a lot. I am a movie reviewer extraordinare. I like Mariah Carey. I am filing out residency in Hell by also doing Jesus Be.

Facebook (if you add me, I'll show you my boobs).

Send me love letters and proposals at moedlopez@gmail.com
~ Saturday, December 5 ~
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My mamma was taking sexy picz of herself for facebook and she left the border thing on.

My mamma was taking sexy picz of herself for facebook and she left the border thing on.


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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Nelson Riddle, “Lolita Ya Ya” from Lolita: Music from the Motion Picture, (1962)


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marissaallison:

fuckyeahxmas:

It eats the fruitcake and has a Merry Christmas, or else it gets the hose again!

marissaallison:

fuckyeahxmas:

It eats the fruitcake and has a Merry Christmas, or else it gets the hose again!


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Little Precious One. by mauro-perucchetti. Life size teenager. 2006 130 cm. fiberglass covered in Swarovski crystals (source)

tumblrrinserepeat:

Little Precious One. by mauro-perucchetti. Life size teenager. 2006 130 cm. fiberglass covered in Swarovski crystals (source)


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tumblrrinserepeat:

stellavista:

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this sets me so far back.  she’s a hot mess.

tumblrrinserepeat:

stellavista:

(via extendedclubmix)

this sets me so far back. she’s a hot mess.


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Kitty! Kitty in a hat!

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Kitty! Kitty in a hat!


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fyouimawesome:

delicatetbone:

Trail of lights, Austin TX

OMG, THAT’S AMAZING. CAPSLOCK IS NEEDED, THAT’S HOW AMAZING THAT IS.

Hmm. No screaming children or…let’s see…irritable middle schoolers or 2,000 double strollers all up in your George Foreman keeping you from the big ass turkey legs at the end.
No, this is not the Trail of Lights. It cannot be.

fyouimawesome:

delicatetbone:

Trail of lights, Austin TX

OMG, THAT’S AMAZING. CAPSLOCK IS NEEDED, THAT’S HOW AMAZING THAT IS.

Hmm. No screaming children or…let’s see…irritable middle schoolers or 2,000 double strollers all up in your George Foreman keeping you from the big ass turkey legs at the end.

No, this is not the Trail of Lights. It cannot be.


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My gramps.

His favorite threat is, “…or I’ll put you in a wheelchair.”


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I used to fear the notion that I was becoming like my mother.

Then I realized were exactly the same. The thoughts that run in my mind could easily be my mother’s:

“I don’t think this is short enough.”

“I’m going to let him stand outside for 20 more minutes.”

“It would be cuter if it had an exposed back.”

“I don’t really sweat so I don’t use deodorant.”

“These shoes are 5.5 inches but I’m going to be sitting down the rest of the night so it don’t matter.”


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It's too bad I don't have attrocious manners

cuz I want someone to say, “Were you raised in a barn?” to me and I can be like, “Yeah.”


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Ever have one of those days

youcankeepthechange:

where all the dudes you see look like every guy you’ve had an irrational, hardcore crush on and it makes you feel nervous and unsettled so you sit outside and chain smoke and dream about just dropping everything and moving to some place in the Midwest where you have about an eight week window before everyone knows you’re a loser but thinks your art is the bees fucking knees and doesn’t ever leave you stranded at a Dave & Buster’s because you’re “taking too long” to drink the overpriced Starbucks shit they won’t let you bring inside but then you realize how broke you are and how by the time you had money for that move, you’d actually have some money and could maybe just buy a suitor off the internet because it’ll be THE FUTURE and they might have something like that? And you seriously contemplate quitting your dumb retail job to finally write that novel and live in some shady hood the delivery guy won’t even come to? I’m totally having one of those days. I think this is how comedians are born. Or serial killers.

Tags: the funniest serial killer on the interweb I'M FOR SALE
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inothernews:

So these are the newest Scrubs: a James Franco lookalike, a female J.D., and a Greg Grunberg look-alike. I kinda like them, even though they’ll only be around for 12 more episodes this year.

That’s his little brother!
He sorta looks like a young Monty Clift. Sigh.

inothernews:

So these are the newest Scrubs: a James Franco lookalike, a female J.D., and a Greg Grunberg look-alike. I kinda like them, even though they’ll only be around for 12 more episodes this year.

That’s his little brother!

He sorta looks like a young Monty Clift. Sigh.


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Oh, hey, Amazon? I’d love to have The Ingmar Bergman Archives but I’m about a gajillion dollars short. Thanks a heap for the suggestion, anyway.

Oh, hey, Amazon? I’d love to have The Ingmar Bergman Archives but I’m about a gajillion dollars short. Thanks a heap for the suggestion, anyway.


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No wonder those games never finished.

I was always taking the dice hostage until someone sold me property.

Tags: Success tactics from leaders
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there are people who finish monopoly games?

Someone tell me more about this phenomena.


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