Thu
Jun
25
such as
My name is Ramona, Mona, Mo, "MMMM" aka...TexasCrude and I mostly blow off going to college.
Myself on Jezebel.
NYAH!
Suck a fat one, Reaper! The fox remains unscathed!
Goldblum LIIIIIVES!
How very Kubrick. Discount Kubrick but Kubrick, nonetheless.
The button reminded me of HAL 9000 and the majority if this looks like it could be outtakes from Eyes Wide Shut and The Shining.
Also, Cameron Diaz. Why?
Eh. I can’t have everything. If you want something truly Kubrick inspired, watch There Will Be Blood. On a loop. DAMN that movie was good.
Sun
Jun
21
This kind of thing usually raises my ire but I can’t stop looking at the model’s Suze Orman hair.What the fuck magazine is this from?
Vogue Italia.
More from Sociological Images.
This kind of thing usually raises my ire but I can’t stop looking at the model’s Suze Orman hair.
Basically.
We got him a phone last year, when he got rained out by Hurricane Ike. When I came home from school, he went on to tell me about all the hot chicks he took pictures of. Baffled at his voyeurism, I demanded to see his phone.
They were pictures of the floor.
I love my grandpa.
Happy papi’s day!
I don’t have a papi, but I do have a grandpapi and I am going to take him out to eat (or more like plunder some Sweet & Low packets) at IHOP while he goes on rambling incoherently about socialism and where his left slipper is.
Related, my grandpa is the bomb. He hasn’t taken off his cataract glasses since he had cataract surgery 13 years ago (I’ve only seen them off twice) and he loves conspiracy theories. NO ONE loves conspiracies more than my grandpa. Don’t even ask him about D.B. Cooper because you will be lectured for three hours, tops.
ANyways, happy papi’s days!
Confession:
I have never liked Gone With The Wind, though I have watched it easily- 4 or 5 times.
It has got to be one of the longest movies ever. I watched it on TCM twice. Once, I took a long bath, came out, it was still on. The second time, I took a longer nap, woke up, still was on.
Actually, lots of Civil War epics are fucking long—by the 5th hour or so of Cold Mountain, I had to demand Jude Law just die already because I knew he was going to anyway.
“ No profanity. Although exclamations of pleasure are acceptable, as are the natural sounds and vocalizations of lovemaking, Christian porn should contain no profanity or swearing. The participants should address each other lovingly and respectfully at all times. Of course, it goes without saying that the actors will not take the Lord’s name in vain, nor that of his Son.
A Proposal for a Christian Pornography
Good books are good books.
I wouldn’t chastise you if you told me this is your favorite book and you aren’t in 10th grade anymore.
