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Happy papi’s day! I don’t have a papi, but I do have a grandpapi and I am going to take him out to eat (or more like plunder some Sweet & Low packets) at IHOP while he goes on rambling incoherently about socialism and where his left slipper is. Related, my grandpa is the bomb. He hasn’t taken off his cataract glasses since he had cataract surgery 13 years ago (I’ve only seen them off twice) and he loves conspiracy theories. NO ONE loves conspiracies more than my grandpa. Don’t even ask him about D.B. Cooper because you will be lectured for three hours, tops. ANyways, happy papi’s days!

Happy papi’s day!

I don’t have a papi, but I do have a grandpapi and I am going to take him out to eat (or more like plunder some Sweet & Low packets) at IHOP while he goes on rambling incoherently about socialism and where his left slipper is.

Related, my grandpa is the bomb. He hasn’t taken off his cataract glasses since he had cataract surgery 13 years ago (I’ve only seen them off twice) and he loves conspiracy theories. NO ONE loves conspiracies more than my grandpa. Don’t even ask him about D.B. Cooper because you will be lectured for three hours, tops.

ANyways, happy papi’s days!